Mork n' Me

Today, like any other day, I was running for the elevator in an attempt to make it to work on time. I saw a lady go in before me and assumed she would hold the elevator door open for me. I mean, I wasn't that far behind. And like I said, I even did the polite jog to show that I appreciated her holding the door and didn't want her to wait.

When I reach the door while it was open for that last few seconds, two things happened simultaneously. First, I saw the women had a horrified look that she had been caught closing the doors (she apparently thought I was much further back, or a terribly slow jogger) and second, the only curse word I managed to get out was "Shazbot".

What the fuck is up with that?