Monday, August 14, 2006

I'm Pooped

You're right. I should be updating more. I enjoyed it before, and I never make time for it now. It's not like I don't have the time. I sit and read other people's blogs, the gossip columns (gossip whore here!) and other tidbits every day.

I guess I just haven't had anything to write about. Which isn't really true (contradiction whore here!).

I suppose the big news is that I'm getting married. Again. I know. I'm just as nervous about it as you are.

We've only known each other for about a week. I saw him standing in front of the Circle K...

Seriously. You can't really believe that I've reverted back to being that stupid. Of course its the long lived Boyfriend. Same one I've had for about three years now. I think we're thinking of December, but I'll keep you posted. Honest.

Yeah, so there's that. And um...I finished school. That was a helluva waste of time. But I got the piece of paper and now I'm wondering how in the world I'm going to use my free time.

All in all, its been a good year so far. I've excelled at work, moved in with the boyfriend a few months ago, getting married, schools finished. But I still feel kind of blah. I think this heat and humidity is kicking my ass.

That's all folks.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Where the hell has everyone been??

Wooohooo. Do you know that it's been so long that i forgot my password. Just stared blankly at the screen for a good 5 minutes before it dawned.

Anywho...

How's everyone been? Anything new? Anyone special in your life? Any bullets dodged?

I've been a whirlwind of apathy. I have't given a hoot about updating this thing. The flavor is gone, you know? The boat has sailed. The party's over. The analogies are worn out.

Did anyone else ever notice all the words that have "anal" in them? I'm just sayin'. It's more common than you think.

I've been well, over all. Busy. Wake up. Eat. Work. School. Drink beer. Sleep. Shake and repeat. But i've noticed a lot of people are in that pit of routine. No one seems like they're updating these days. Or they've all gone somewhere else and just didn't forward me the memo. Wouldn't be the first time.

I think from this point forward, i'm just gonna be like a fair-weathered aunt. I'll just kind of pop in now and then. Like herpes. Just often enough to remind you that you do in fact, have them.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Quizzin'

My results in the color quiz:


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i have no fucking clue as to what most of it means. Pass it on!

Monday, February 06, 2006

Cheezits and Coffee

Probably the most disgusting combination on the planet. But unavoidable once your gums are coated in the Cheezits and all you have to wash it down so you can utter a distinguisable sentence is the jet black coffee that some wise ass co-worker labeled "regular" when in fact it was only "decaf".

I haven't updated in awhile because as some funny guy in the last comments wisely pointed out, my huge audience base is him and some spammer.

I'm writing for just the spammer now.

Mostly, the problem stems from having absolutely nothing to write about. It's like I have changed the saying "It's nothing to write home about" to "It's nothing to blog about". Everything I experience, say, see, did, taste, land on...has already been said or done.

So go read some of my favorites. Except I just realized I haven't figured out how to post those on my page. Well. Someday, you'll really enjoy those favorites.

Feh.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Circle K Conundrum

Can someone please tell me why, when there are over 400 Circle K's in a one mile radius, I am always stuck standing in line? No matter what fucking time of day, there is a line.

And why, for the love of God, is the line always full of the dregs of society?

And why, furthermore, is the cashier always the kind of person that feels it is necessary to make chit chat?

Just give me my fucking smokes and my change so I can leave pal.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Alright already

Geez. Try to take and break and get nothing but flak I tell ya.

Life has been busy. I am starting my last two classes for my degree, thankfuckingchrist, taking another class for Serbo-croatian, because frankly, I'm fucking sick and tired of sitting at parties with the BoyToy and not understanding half of what is being said.

In addition, I'm super busy at work with a bunch of high and mighty financial crap, which was fun at first, but which I now find to be just like work. Fun is out the window.

And most importantly, my mother received her car accident settlement and gave me $5K, during the same week my father gave me $7K out of sheer guilt for being a crappy father. So I've been busy spending money. You can see how I simply don't have the time to update.

Nor nothing particulary interesting to write about. I had hoped to post a wedding announcement after New Years because I gave the Boyfriend a 2 year limit to make a committment. Secretly of course. I could see how giving him an ultimatum would not work in my favor. Truth is, I'm torn about getting married, but 2 years is 2 years.

Shit or get off the pot as my pappy used to say.

What else? Um...I've decided to not eat fruit anymore. I dunno why really, just seems like a good idea.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Fucking A

Sorry. Will update tomorrow. Honest.

Until then...enjoy this: http://the-op.com/saveourbluths/